I just learned how to make gifs.

I just learned how to make gifs.

Facts that may or may not be true.

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear.

No word rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

Hippo milk is pink.

Forks were specifically invented by Bernard C. Southerland

The average human eyelash lives about 150 days.

chimpanzees regularly practice auto-fellatio

Its impossible to lick your elbow. You are now going to attempt to lick your elbow.

A walrus has wings, it’s flippers are actually undeveloped wings, a little evolutionary flaw.

Pumpkins aren’t berries; they’re gourds.

The word “hysterical” comes from a sort of craziness that was thought to originate in the womb. It’s related to the word “hysterectomy”, which is the removal of the uterus.

Thus only women can be “hysterical”, in the historical sense. Using the phrase “hysterical woman” is considered sexist by many feminists.

Parrots are capable of feeling emotions and expressing them accordingly.

The things I do for my conure…

The things I do for my conure…