February 2012
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aboveallrandom:
Lilium (musicbox version)
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pjammaz replied to your post: pjammaz replied to your post: My mom refuses to…
That’s a good way to make friends, actually. And you don’t have to worry about your mom knowing their parents, because they have probably all been disowned anyway.
This is a great plan.
I’ll go get out my minskirts and fishnet stockings from my closet.
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pjammaz replied to your post: My mom refuses to let me go over to friends…
Just start doing hard drugs instead.
I should just sell my body on the street for them.
My mom refuses to let me go over to friends houses, or go to malls or anything with them, because she isn’t friends with their parents.
Then later complains when I have no friends from my community college.
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“Don’t tell me you got a 86%, tell me you got a 90 or better.”
– An actual quote from my dad just now.
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venusaurphobia:
If a man says to you, “Nice to meet you,” what he really means is, “I’m cheating on you.”
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Today I found out that my little sister makes noises like the baby T-Rex from Jurassic Park if she doesn’t want to go to school and my dad forces her.
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The saddest article on wikipedia. →
It makes me cry everytime.
